"THERE'S KLINGONS ON THE STARBOARD BOW!"
You'll get no "poop jokes" outta us! We know that look on your pet's mug. You're seconds away from being ill-prepared so we have a simple yet stylish solution for you. Now your dog can boldly go!
Our dog bag dispenser features a plastic clip for leash attachment, a rubberized molded zipper-pull with the phrase "To Boldly Go," a pad-printed Star Trek logo on the back, and raised plastic buttons. This 4 1/2-inch long communicator-ish dog bag dispenser is small enough to be convenient yet large enough to hold a good number of bags.
Order the Star Trek The Original Series Communicator Dog Bag Dispenser, because if you're going to pick up your canine friend's "photon torpedoes", you might as well do so without the fear of "Klingons on the Starboard Bow".