Even a true warrior has done battle with the mightiest of letters. And a Tyvek envelope? It’s enough to make the most honorable of Klingons weep in defeat. Now you can slay your mail with this mini Bat’leth. But don’t let its diminutive size fool you; it is sharp enough to cause an injury more severe than a paper cut.
Then again, with its stand you can just display it on your desk as a warning to all envelopes that you are a mighty warrior and king of the paper pile!